Word is that Mitt Romney is preparing a series of “zingers” — short, memorable digs at Barack Obama — to liven up the debate on Wednesday. A few of them have leaked out to the press:
I know you are, but what am I?
Did you get that idea from your Muslim dad?
The last time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur.
Whoa, bro — don’t mug me!
You’re the President of the United States Of America — not the President of me.
Aides report that Romney’s biggest problem with the zingers is not breaking up when he delivers them.