Today, Hillary Clinton argued that in Bizarro World, she would now be the undisputed nominee of the Democratic party. "In Bizarro World," she explained, "the candidate receiving the least number of votes in an election is the winner. Superman and Lois Lane are also husband and wife in Bizarro World. I think everybody wants to see those two hook up -- in Bizarro World, it's a done deal. As president of Bizarro World, I'll be ready to hit the ground running amidst heavy sniper fire. In Bizarro World, my campaign has loaned me eleven million dollars. In Bizarro World, I'm the transformative black candidate and Barack Obama is the cynical white woman in a pants suit."
Clinton added, "I urge all unpledged superdelegates to join me in Bizarro World -- or, as it's affectionately known to millions around the world, Washington, D. C."