THE DIFFICULTY OF DEALING WITH GOD

A guy is talking with God and he says, “God, what is a million years to you?”

God says, “A million years is a second to me.”

The guy says, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”

God says, “A million dollars is a penny to me.”

The guy says, “God, could I have a penny?”

God says, “Sure — just a second.”