The contract between Christian Mingle and God is set to expire next February and an inside source at the online dating service says negotiations for a renewal are not going well. The source explained that the crux of the problem was the complexity of dealing with a tripartite God. “We’re close to an agreement with God the Father and God the Son but God the Holy Ghost is holding out for conditions we simply can’t accept.”  These apparently include a larger share of merchandizing revenues.

The site has reportedly registered the domain name in case the deal with the Christian Trinity goes south. The source in the company says, “If we need to hook people up with those they partnered with successfully in a past life, we can do that.”