Obama — one of the great political speakers in the history of the republic. I know he’s going to skulk back to the Oval Office, huddle with his Wall Street cronies and national security advisers and continue his program of robbing us of our heritage and future as a free people . . . but isn’t it sweet when he lies to us? He’s like a whore who makes you believe she’s fucking you for love, not money. It’s a lovely idea, but remember to leave the cash on the dresser before you go — I mean, if you know what’s good for you.